I have been searching for the answer to Why People Hiccup.

This is what I found:

No one really knows shit about the human body.

There simple answer was: "Usually something has triggered involuntary contractions in the diaphragm." 

Well no shit sherlock.  I think we all know WHAT is going on.... but i asked a simple question.... WHY....

The other answer I got was: "It could occur from swallowing oxygen incorrectly and causing the diaphragm to have spasms."

Spasms my ass.  Its feels like an alien trying to disembody me from the inside.

Well.  Thank you.  Incredibly intelligent doctor.  Remind me again why I pay you to answer my health questions?